2. When you bend over while traditional dancing, and you can't get back up

3. When you bring zip lock bags and a sack to the pow-wow feast

4. When you can't fit your choker cause you don't have a neck

5. When your family has to stop half way to the pow-wow to put new springs on your car.

6. When the car tilts downward on you side

7. When you eat Indian Tacos like potato chips

8. When you have to "rock" a couple of times to get up form you chair

9. When you can't feel the mosquito bites

10. When people mistake you for a teepee when you wear white T-shirts

11. When it's necessary to lift up your stomach to show off your new beaded belt buckle

12. Or when you have to lie down to show off your new beaded belt buckle

13. When buying a coke, the waitress asks,"Diet?"

14. When you almost pass out in the sweathouse when only using one rock

15. When you start to get scared your belly button might come untied

16. When people ask you advice about good places to eat, and where's the best fry bread stand

17. When the jingles on your jingle dress stick straight out

18. When your buckskin dress is as wide as it is long

19. When dancers use you for shade at the pow-wow 20. When you get in line a second time at the pow-wow feast and pretend your getting a plate "for Grandma"

21. Or when you have a new baby and people tell you they didn't know you were pregnant

22. When your large beautiful brown eyes have now turned to slits when you smile

23. When you lose a \\$1,000.00 dance contest because your excess didn't stop in time with the drum.

Thanks to Lady Hawk for providing some "pow wow humor"

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